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If you came with instructions what would they say?
If you came with instructions what would they say?
by ILikeWhiteBoys on Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:36 pm
As far as dating goes what kind of instructions would come with you?
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by ILikeWhiteBoys on Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:17 pm
Here's mine:
handle with care
not sensitive to face shots (LMAO)
soft spot for animals and Native Americans
WARNING:
extremely goofy
adventurous
& outgoing
handle with care
not sensitive to face shots (LMAO)
soft spot for animals and Native Americans
WARNING:
extremely goofy
adventurous
& outgoing
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by Missarcasm on Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:46 pm
Directions: Handle with care. Talk in a respectful manner. Sensitivity is a must. Love and nurture. If product seems unresponsive or unwilling (due to hurt, pain, anger, etc.), repeat. Product should come around.
Warnings: Speaks gibberish when exhausted. Can spend hours playing word games. Extremely sensitive.
Warnings: Speaks gibberish when exhausted. Can spend hours playing word games. Extremely sensitive.
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by shadiqs_mom on Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:52 pm
WARNING WARNING WARNING!! WILL NOT PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT! IF THIS SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING THAT IS A TENDENSY, STEER CLEAR AWAY BECAUSE YOU WILL CATCH ON FIRE!!!!!
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by Kamariasmommy09 on Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:09 pm
^^^^ Lmao......
Mine will say.....
Instructions: Love tenderly, Handle with care and respect, if product seems down comfort the product.
Warning: If instructions are not followed then you may lose penis due to bad accident........
Mine will say.....
Instructions: Love tenderly, Handle with care and respect, if product seems down comfort the product.
Warning: If instructions are not followed then you may lose penis due to bad accident........
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by WillizHere on Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:55 pm
I dont want instructions I want the person to get to know me. Thats the fun part
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by BlackBeauty on Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:10 pm
^^^I agree
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by Black Angel on Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:16 pm
My instructions would be similar that of radio active materials, nitroglycerin, thermite or antimatter.
I can be dangerous, if not, deadly, if not handled with respect, care and by those with expertise in handling hazardous and highly combustible materials.
I can be dangerous, if not, deadly, if not handled with respect, care and by those with expertise in handling hazardous and highly combustible materials.
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by Missarcasm on Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:58 am
Interesting! 
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Re: If you came with instructions what would they say?
by bk's finest on Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:33 pm
Open but at one's own risk
Ego level:1000
Cuteness level:1000
Smart level:1000
too hot to handle!!!! lol
Ego level:1000
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Smart level:1000
too hot to handle!!!! lol
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